Great. You're going to invite me over, I'll steal your stuff, rape your daughter, stab your son and berate all of you for not following my religion.

I'll also bring my whole family with parents, three wives, 4 siblings and each of their wives and 4 children each. We'll demand you change everything in your house to conform to our culture.

We'll never leave and In order to pay for your hospitality you'll have to work into your 70s before you get to retire on a meager government pension (assuming the pension system hasn't collapse because of all the freeloaders until then) while we get free housing, healthcare and food for life without having to lift a finger.

Deal?