I had a flatmate at college (a couple of years ago. Pre-coof...) who was the skankiest slut imaginable (lol), and literally only ever slept with men, but who claimed she was "queer" or "questioning", and that I was a bigot for not "supporting her in that journey"...

Girl also cheated on her long-term partner, of multiple years, because they were doing "long distance" and so she wasn't "getting enough sex" from the dude, so she had to find a local, similarly woke arsehole to "fulfil her needs"...

Dude was a nasty piece of work, and treated me horribly, but, amusingly, he got his first tattoo, with her accompanying him, to appease her (she was covered, and also fat), and then he gave up his trade apprenticeship in order to come to Uni, and move into my old room at the college...

No word of a lie. Absolutely hilarious situation, now, looking back on it, lol...

And they originally met by bonding over the fact that they both spent far too much time playing Fortnite, at a nightclub...

Even her best friend fought that was fucking weird, lol.

I really should write a book with these insane anectdotes in them, one day...

Anyone heard of "He Died With a Felafel in His Hand"..? I'm not kidding when I say that I have seen some of the same weird, weird shit, in my life, lol...