"The Department of Homeland Security received report of racist threats and hate speech against Black Bodies of Color coming from this business. After a thorough investigation, we determined that this speech was coming from a lower middle class white male who has been found guilty of several federal crimes and placed in prison for 175 years. Also, child pornography and Nazi imagery were found on his home computer, and a Trump hat was recovered from his vehicle along with plans to assassinate President Biden. Remember citizens, white supremacists are all around you. There could be one behind you right now. Always remain vigilant!"