"Kids are made in a lab like mewtwo and stored in orphanages until parents want them. And if anyone touches you inappropriately they are going to kill you so tell an adult you trust ASAP".
That was my sexual education until I was old enough to know what sex was.
My own sexual education amounted to: "If you touch it, it will fall off."
That turned out not to be true, but it was significantly less bullshit than this.
"Kids are made in a lab like mewtwo and stored in orphanages until parents want them. And if anyone touches you inappropriately they are going to kill you so tell an adult you trust ASAP".
That was my sexual education until I was old enough to know what sex was.