58 So they just killed John Halo after he cucked Cortana last week lmao (twitter.com) posted 2 years ago by SupremeReader 2 years ago by SupremeReader +59 / -1 51 comments share 51 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Halsey tried to use Cortana to touch the artifact and it wouldn't trigger early on in the series. Forerunner tech isn't as simple as a DNA check here. Cortana was even used as a fail safe with chief touching it because she could cut the connection.
"DANGER HAIR DETECTED"
"PRONOUNS DETECTED!"
"KAREN DETECTED!"
ACCESS DENIED!
ACTIVATING RING PLATFORMS!