This one's just for fun, really. Nothing much political about it. And look, it's... Not so much NSFW, as it is... I wouldn't watch it with your partner in the room, put it that way, lol...
It is just so... Probably one of the sexiest rock performances ever, if not the sexiest. Even with this video quality...
It's... Erotic dance meets former 80s pop star meets excellent musicianship meets... Probably one of the most beautiful women ever.
So... About Susanna Hoffs, because why not?
Lead singer of the Bangles, obviously, but this is by the time she has gone solo.
The Bangles broke up for a couple of decades, but they're back now. Susanna is, I think, 63, but doesn't look a day over 40, which is... Disconcerting, to say the least. I wasn't even alive when they filmed this, let alone when the Bangles were massive and she was one of the "rock chicks of the decade", and yet this absolute babe just doesn't seem to age, lol...
Guess why the Bangles (partly) broke up, in the first place? Apparently Susanna was so hot that the camera would always follow her around, and all the attention was on her, so the other band members, including a friggin' likely lesbian (I don't think she ever publicly came out), got jealous. Amazing. But I mean, just watch Walk Like An Egyptian. It's... There on camera. The eyes, man. The eyes...
But they're back now, minus the lesbian, lol.
Amusingly, she's married to Jay Roach (lucky bastard), who directed the Meet the... series, and friggin' Austin Powers. But cooler than that, the only reason Austin Powers exists is because Mike Myers was already in a 60s joke band with Hoffs (Ming Tea), which you see in the movies, and he invented the character, for that band... He then convinced Roach, Hoff's husband to direct and produce the movie, and voilà, Austin Powers!!
She also has a signature 12-string Rickenbacker guitar which is worth like... 3 grand (US), custom built, which I think you can order a copy of. Tuned in tribute to the Beatles. Because of course...
Pretty good guitarist tho.
Two more fun bits. Prince (yeah, that Prince) wrote "Manic Monday", which is like, the Bangles' second biggest song, specifically to attempt to get in Hoffs' pants. Apparently she took the song, then rejected the shit out of him, and friendzoned the uhh, poor guy. Amusingly.
And for their biggest song, "Eternal Flame", apparently she was sort of dared/pranked to record the vocals in the nude, in the studio. To "sound better". As you do... Apparently that also contributed to breaking up the band, because it then became their biggest hit, lol.
Anyway, just... What an absolute babe, and rock goddess, lol.
Time for a cold shower, I think. Ha.
It's the eye thing. And the smile. And the dancing. Like, fuck. Chick is just... Sexiness personified, pretty much.
Seeing as you obviously know more about this than moi, do you think she would have already “met” Roach when this was filmed, then..??
Because it is so… Unrestrainedly sexual, that she was obviously, uhh, either feeling the need, or very, very into someone, when she did it. Hence why it’s such an iconic performance, lol.
Like, there’s “stage presence”, and then there’s “I could have been an erotic dancer”. This is the latter.
I cannot imagine how he must have felt, if he was there watching!
Hahaha well, this made me laugh, I’ll give you that much.
I do know, at least factually, that she came from an extremely privileged background. So much so, that it literally would be almost impossible for someone from where I live (state, not country) to be so privileged…
Which I find… Offputting. But it explains a bit.
She’s like, elite of the elite. And was from birth.
So while… You’re completely wrong, at least on some bits, you are right that some aspects of it all are a bit… Unusual.
And yes, Micki looked a bit like a dude (I disagree on the other two, though. I’m very confident they, uhh, aren’t, lol), but that would mean that The Runaways (of Joan Jett fame) were also dudes, lol.
Would that fit your worldview, if it were the case?? 😂
Edit: you know more about aspects of this than me, so I defer to you on Roach and the arranged marriage and the like. And possibly Prince.
But honestly, she’s like, some… Rock goddess. I too, would probably be willing to… Inauthentically change my religion to be able to tap that every day, lol.
Like, it’s like some Medieval princess or something. There just aren’t… That many women out there like her. Maybe that’s a good thing, in some sense..?
This one's just for fun, really. Nothing much political about it. And look, it's... Not so much NSFW, as it is... I wouldn't watch it with your partner in the room, put it that way, lol...
It is just so... Probably one of the sexiest rock performances ever, if not the sexiest. Even with this video quality...
It's... Erotic dance meets former 80s pop star meets excellent musicianship meets... Probably one of the most beautiful women ever.
So... About Susanna Hoffs, because why not?
Lead singer of the Bangles, obviously, but this is by the time she has gone solo.
The Bangles broke up for a couple of decades, but they're back now. Susanna is, I think, 63, but doesn't look a day over 40, which is... Disconcerting, to say the least. I wasn't even alive when they filmed this, let alone when the Bangles were massive and she was one of the "rock chicks of the decade", and yet this absolute babe just doesn't seem to age, lol...
Guess why the Bangles (partly) broke up, in the first place? Apparently Susanna was so hot that the camera would always follow her around, and all the attention was on her, so the other band members, including a friggin' likely lesbian (I don't think she ever publicly came out), got jealous. Amazing. But I mean, just watch Walk Like An Egyptian. It's... There on camera. The eyes, man. The eyes... But they're back now, minus the lesbian, lol.
Amusingly, she's married to Jay Roach (lucky bastard), who directed the Meet the... series, and friggin' Austin Powers. But cooler than that, the only reason Austin Powers exists is because Mike Myers was already in a 60s joke band with Hoffs (Ming Tea), which you see in the movies, and he invented the character, for that band... He then convinced Roach, Hoff's husband to direct and produce the movie, and voilà, Austin Powers!!
She also has a signature 12-string Rickenbacker guitar which is worth like... 3 grand (US), custom built, which I think you can order a copy of. Tuned in tribute to the Beatles. Because of course... Pretty good guitarist tho.
Two more fun bits. Prince (yeah, that Prince) wrote "Manic Monday", which is like, the Bangles' second biggest song, specifically to attempt to get in Hoffs' pants. Apparently she took the song, then rejected the shit out of him, and friendzoned the uhh, poor guy. Amusingly.
And for their biggest song, "Eternal Flame", apparently she was sort of dared/pranked to record the vocals in the nude, in the studio. To "sound better". As you do... Apparently that also contributed to breaking up the band, because it then became their biggest hit, lol.
Anyway, just... What an absolute babe, and rock goddess, lol.
Time for a cold shower, I think. Ha.
It's the eye thing. And the smile. And the dancing. Like, fuck. Chick is just... Sexiness personified, pretty much.
“This one's just for fun, really.”
If you can’t have fun while saving the universe, what’s the point of saving it?
Seeing as you obviously know more about this than moi, do you think she would have already “met” Roach when this was filmed, then..??
Because it is so… Unrestrainedly sexual, that she was obviously, uhh, either feeling the need, or very, very into someone, when she did it. Hence why it’s such an iconic performance, lol.
Like, there’s “stage presence”, and then there’s “I could have been an erotic dancer”. This is the latter.
I cannot imagine how he must have felt, if he was there watching!
Hahaha well, this made me laugh, I’ll give you that much.
I do know, at least factually, that she came from an extremely privileged background. So much so, that it literally would be almost impossible for someone from where I live (state, not country) to be so privileged…
Which I find… Offputting. But it explains a bit.
She’s like, elite of the elite. And was from birth.
So while… You’re completely wrong, at least on some bits, you are right that some aspects of it all are a bit… Unusual.
And yes, Micki looked a bit like a dude (I disagree on the other two, though. I’m very confident they, uhh, aren’t, lol), but that would mean that The Runaways (of Joan Jett fame) were also dudes, lol.
Would that fit your worldview, if it were the case?? 😂
Edit: you know more about aspects of this than me, so I defer to you on Roach and the arranged marriage and the like. And possibly Prince.
But honestly, she’s like, some… Rock goddess. I too, would probably be willing to… Inauthentically change my religion to be able to tap that every day, lol.
Like, it’s like some Medieval princess or something. There just aren’t… That many women out there like her. Maybe that’s a good thing, in some sense..?