Infanticide never fails to put a frown on my face. But justice for infanticide, the real sort that DC courts would never dream of dishing out no less? Well that may not turn my frown upside-down because the baby's still dead, but it does take just a little bit of the sting out of this story.

Godspeed, Carl Jones. I don't know anything about you, you might be a living saint or a piece of shit, and you certainly made the horrible mistake of hooking up with a murderous druggie whore - but whatever you've done in your life before this, when you meet your Maker you can tell Him that you did at least one thing right by avenging your child and putting his birthing person (because it sure seems overly generous to call this LaDonia Boggs his 'mother') in the ground.