26
posted ago by acp_k2win ago by acp_k2win +29 / -3

The movie sucks, don't watch - not worth a detailed review/synopsis so here is the short version. Spoilers following.

The first scene has a woman lecturing her son on privilege, at least she soon dies. Then there is a big section in the middle where the main character "nobleman" blubbers while apologizing for the British Empire.

There is a mary sue woman who is sassy to men and "THE BEST" at arbitrary skills that are useful to the plot, at the end of the movie she is dressed like a dyke larping steampunk.

The plot is a convoluted fictional tying together of the historical events surrounding WW1 that I didn't really bother following. The action was OK but forgettable. The only standout was the dance fight scene with Rasputin, who was the only interesting character so of course they had to make him a wierdo sodomite.

Overall it was worse than Kingsman 2 which was just barely watchable.