But because there is a crisis where the state have too many skeletons in their closets the IOC offered to help by classifying skeletons as a type of ice skate, letting them legally dispose of a bunch of them as used Olympic equipment as a loophole. The IOC then went right back to servicing Xi's Sho Wang.
Hold on, back up. What's this about a skeleton?
Fun fact, skeletons are illegal in China.
But because there is a crisis where the state have too many skeletons in their closets the IOC offered to help by classifying skeletons as a type of ice skate, letting them legally dispose of a bunch of them as used Olympic equipment as a loophole. The IOC then went right back to servicing Xi's Sho Wang.