I have a responsibility to come forward. Yes, it is true, I am a serial T-bagger. I have T-bagged hundreds if not many thousands of people all over the world. Yes I have deeply wounded the pride of a great many.
My virtual testicles, their chin. But truth be told, I was acting upon my own trauma... you see - I was once T-bagged. Halo CE, the year 2000... It was christmas morn... I was a tender child back then. I got gunned down in my PRIME and as I fell to the floor, there stood a spartan over my limp virtual body, full squat, taint-to-visor. There you have it. Damage was done. The seed was planted. I wish I could say I put up a fight but we don't live in an ideal world. The shame, the salt, innocence surrendered to the stream.
I'm glad we can all come around on this. Virtual rape is the cause not the reason and tonight everything is so reasonable.
I have a responsibility to come forward. Yes, it is true, I am a serial T-bagger. I have T-bagged hundreds if not many thousands of people all over the world. Yes I have deeply wounded the pride of a great many.
My virtual testicles, their chin. But truth be told, I was acting upon my own trauma... you see - I was once T-bagged. Halo CE, the year 2000... It was christmas morn... I was a tender child back then. I got gunned down in my PRIME and as I fell to the floor, there stood a spartan over my limp virtual body, full squat, taint-to-visor. There you have it. Damage was done. The seed was planted. I wish I could say I put up a fight but we don't live in an ideal world. The shame, the salt, innocence surrendered to the stream.
I'm glad we can all come around on this. Virtual rape is the cause not the reason and tonight everything is so reasonable.