126 [Tweet] Up to 300,000 people facing heart-related illnesses due to "post-pandemic stress disorder," physicians in the UK now claim. (twitter.com) posted 2 years ago by yvaN_ehT_nioJ 2 years ago by yvaN_ehT_nioJ +126 / -0 50 comments share 50 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Thousands of people suddenly keeling over dead in the prime of life due to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS)
Thousands of people unable to enter restaurants or attend sporting events due to Sudden Social Anxiety Disorder (SSAD)
Thousands of people unable to visit relatives for Christmas due to Grandparent Aversion Disorder Syndrome (GADS)
Thousands of people recently unemployed due to Post-Income Lethargy Syndrome (PILS)
Thousands of new COVID cases emerging due to Suddenly Have Oxygen Trouble Syndrom (SHOTS)
Thousands of people suddenly skeptical of novel medical diagnoses due to Quietly Unfolding Avaricious Covid Conspiracy Syndrome (QUACCS)
I had some QUACCS a few weeks back. Freshly made too so it was bretty gud