Stephen Colbert wants to make self-defense illegal
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Fuck that I'm not going to lay down and die like a bitch if some loser tries to kill me
Got my self a nice telescopic baton with a "window breaker" attachment since carrying guns is illegal in Sweden. It's the best you can get that is concealable and and actually useful.
Of course I only bought it as a collectors item and would never put it on my person, since that too is illegal.
The window breaker attachment is for public transport since all the immigrants keep stealing the ones put there for emergency use.
Why does it need to be made of hardened steel you ask? Because I am environmentally friendly and don't want something plastic that will break and end up in our oceans!
Plastic is destroying our oceans sadly. It breaks down like beach glass is worn down, except into microplastics. Was reading a study a while ago where they found it in unborn kids, probly from the women eating fish.
I'm sure a few billion more people will fix that though.