I just read elsewhere that they have text-to-speech in the main menu, too. You know, for blind people. In a fucking RACING GAME. Apparently you can't turn it off either.
Yeah, all the characters and customization of H4 made me want to die (not counting the car customization, that was relatively decent).
If I’m spending 2 hours in the character customization because I want to create the perfect character, you’ve succeeded in your character creator.
If I’m spending 30 minutes trying to find the least cringey avatar because none of them look good, then I’m looking for the weakest poison, and your character customization is a failure.
I put my least hipster-ish hipster into a 1960's American Muscle car (because I wanted to drive something that looked cool), and it felt like I was insulting the car because my hipster's weak ass arms had no chance of controlling a vehicle with such little power-steering.
That's when I decided, "Fuck it. I'm gonna play Snowrunner" and it's a much better decision.
I just read elsewhere that they have text-to-speech in the main menu, too. You know, for blind people. In a fucking RACING GAME. Apparently you can't turn it off either.
Kind of?
Dudes, Forza Horizon 4 was already extremely pozzed.
It was basically made explicitly for only the useless and uninterested casual San Francisco millennial hipster.
Yeah, all the characters and customization of H4 made me want to die (not counting the car customization, that was relatively decent).
If I’m spending 2 hours in the character customization because I want to create the perfect character, you’ve succeeded in your character creator.
If I’m spending 30 minutes trying to find the least cringey avatar because none of them look good, then I’m looking for the weakest poison, and your character customization is a failure.
I put my least hipster-ish hipster into a 1960's American Muscle car (because I wanted to drive something that looked cool), and it felt like I was insulting the car because my hipster's weak ass arms had no chance of controlling a vehicle with such little power-steering.
That's when I decided, "Fuck it. I'm gonna play Snowrunner" and it's a much better decision.