37 () posted 2 years ago by FBoysInc 2 years ago by FBoysInc +37 / -0 15 comments share 15 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Real version: "If we couldnt stop a meteor strike, theres no way you can stop the global average temperature from changing by .1 degrees. Now let me do humanity a favor by eating every parasite in this room. "
Good ending!