What could possibly go wrong when some poor farmer has to kill one to defend himself and his family?
Absolutely nothing because it was clearly a boating accident that killed whatever they are asking about and no sir we're totally not literally cooking and eating the evidence because there's likely good eats on an animal that fucking large.
Absolutely nothing because it was clearly a boating accident that killed whatever they are asking about and no sir we're totally not literally cooking and eating the evidence because there's likely good eats on an animal that fucking large.