I was going to pick up a parcel and a random woman crossed the street towards me and said I called her over. I told her I didn't and she started arguing that I did, so I just crossed the street myself and went into the building.

I stayed there a while and she was still fucking standing there when I left, so I took a different route out of the area.

And I know someone would say it - yes, I'd love to have hit her for trying, but self defence usually doesn't work when claimed against the "better halves". Fleeing is the only option.