2022

US VP Kamala Harris walks in with Nancy Pelosi and a cardboard cutout of Pres. Joe Biden

"Joe Biden says we must invade Afghanistan to protect the rights of women, and to spread democracy all over the world!"

entire US press corps claps

all surviving Republican congressmen clap enthusiastically

American media promotes the invasion as the true red state American's patriotic duty, and their bipartisan reparations for the Jan 6 Pearl Harbor Kristallnacht Civil War 9/11 White Supremacist Domestic Terrorism Christian Insurrection

grassroots Antifa joins National Guard in going door-to-door to enforce the draft

men, women and pregnant women in red states mysteriously become 100% of all draftees

draftees are raped to ensure maximum diversity in sexuality, ethnicity and pregnancy, and a high percentage of combat babies in the diverse coalition invasion force, which would be 99% American and 1% Taliban

draft dodgers and totally random people mysteriously disappear, as their homes burn down and their once-popular social media presences vanish

transport planes spontaneously fall out of the sky and whole battalions are marched straight off cliffs and into minefields

General Milley picks up Das Kapital, squints at the first word, closes the book and declares the false narratives of massive casualties and insuinations of white genocide, are the products of white rage and grievances

General Milley promises to read more Marx to find the cause

White House press secretary Jen Psaki promises to flag more posts on social media, urging platforms to remove Russian misinformation and false narratives, like the notion that everyone keeps dying for increasingly retarded reasons in the Second War Of Afghanistan

claiming that sedition and insurrection are at the highest level since ever, two cardboard cutouts of President Joe Biden jointly declare the need for an emergency United Nations peacekeeping mission to intervene in America and to protect America's democracy

US press corps asks the cardboard cutouts which flavor of ice cream they prefer

the UN peacekeeping mission, composed entirety of the People's Liberation Army from the People's Republic of China, arrives in America

soybeards coom and clap as the People's Liberation Army declares martial law and suspension of all civil rights in red states

soys rub themselves raw as blue states enter strict insurrection lockdowns, internal passports, ID mandates, facial recognition drones, random house searches, random arrests and armed People's Liberation Army checkpoints every 1619 inches

soys faint in sexual exhaustion as they choose to own nothing, live in pods and eat bugs, as the remaining blue state American women are forced into feminist re-education camps, where they learn valuable skills such as working in the kitchen and under the table

gays and ugly trannies desperately try to get inside the re-education camps, but are turned back at the penis inspection checkpoints by disgusted People's Liberation Army soldiers

the New Socialist Women are auctioned off to horny Chinese officials, wealthy Chinese businessmen and human-animal hybrid scientists

a surrender is negotiated within 2 years as the Second War Of Afghanistan is over

America is annexed, half to the People's Republic of China, and half to the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan

US press corps jumps up and yells "AMERICA IS BACK!" and everybody starts clapping