I stand in solidarity with you, my alcoholic brothers, against the nefarious, insidious corruption of our pure and sacred liquids by the secret cabal of the Juice.
We must immediately purge all of the Juice from our palates; not only the dysgenic Fruit Punch, and the even fruitier apple and orange juices, but also the even more evil and nefarious Juices of the privileged bourgeois elite, such as cranberry and grapefruit.
We must create a society where only spirits of 100 proof or more are permitted to be drunk, to disinfect ourselves of the impure and degenerate high-fructose corn syrup. Drinking water will only serve to dilute the purity of the alcohol in our veins, and water must also be purged.
We must ensure an existence for our distilleries and a future for our booze.
There's no meme. I'm absolutely serious. The Juice is evil and it's taken over the world. It controls the media and high finance, and we must take back control of our consumable liquids by engaging in a pogrom against it. This is an entirely rational argument, backed up by mainstream evidence that is in no way a collection of pseudointellectual gibberish circulated among a network of computers located in the basements of anybody's mothers.
The world is as simple as Juice=bad. I'm clearly smarter than everyone who thinks about things with more nuance than this, and I demand to be taken seriously. If you disagree with me, then you are a paid shill for the Juice.
Still no idea what you're talking about and I feel like I'm being trolled.