I saw an explanation of evolution on Japanese TV once that would totally make people crazy if it were aired in America. It showed a world map, and a picture of apes in Africa - then an arrow appeared going from apes to a picture of "ape-men". Then the ape-men evolved and turned into black people. Then another arrow showed how the black people evolved into white people and migrated to Europe, then they evolved again into Asians.

If that's what y'all want OK then we can play that game.