COVID is "climate change" 2.0 - a fear-inducing nebulous concept that can be summoned from thin air to control the masses. Oh, a new variant! You must return to your cages!

Every normal weather event, every warm summer's day, every cold winter's night is evidence of "climate change", because the definition is whatever is politically expedient.

By writing fear into the mind of every living human, they control our behavior. They chain us to one place, and chain us away from each other. They reduce us to a shadow of humanity, isolated and unthinking. They chain us to sensation, making animals of men.

The answer is watermelons - activists who are green on the outside, but red on the inside. Notice how none of the solutions they propose are ever really about the climate, but rather giving the government more power to regulate and send money to their friends in top activist positions. Heck, there are a lot of green energy activist movements that don't want nuclear energy, which should tell you where there mindset is on the issue.

This just gave me the dumb idea of gender calculus. It won't be pronouns anymore, it will be declaring your derivative function and having to solve it properly when you address someone, or you're a bigot.