Hi there! I'm here to help you brainwash your child so that he'll become a productive member of the brave new feminist theocracy that is about to have full authoritarian control over the western world.

You might find some teachings to be counter intuitive, but don't worry because your way of thinking is irrelevant, and soon to be extinct. We are making sure that his intuition alignes with ours. Do not resist. You do not want your child to grow up in a world that hates him. Feminist utopia will not tolerate disobedience. Keep your views to yourself, and we'll accept your existance, but any attempt at communicating your beliefs to your child or others will be met with consequences.

You might find some teaching to be counter to research, but don't worry - by the time your child is an adult all the archives will have been scrubbed and corrected, and the research redone with the correct methods to show the correct results. Your son will love science, and science will confirm that we are on the right side of history. Do not question the science, or teach or your child to question the science. Failure to comply will be met with consequences.

You might find that the teachings are making you and your child depressed. Rest assured that this is normal and for your own benefit. It is important that you are at all times aware of suffering. The best way to do this is to focus on pain, and channel that pain into sadism and humiliation directed at dissidents. Do not express joy, happiness, contentness, or optimism under any circumstances, except in cases where ill fate or suffering has befallen an enemy, or there will be consequences.

Do not question the orthodixy. Accept the ideology. Love trumps hate!