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posted ago by FreddyFingers ago by FreddyFingers +85 / -0

I don't know if anybody's seen it here. I can't search because search here is broken.

What a pile of absolute shit this movie is.

Spoilers

The setup is this: Guy with son. Guy is a forensic accountant, discovers some org's criminal activity. They kill guy. Son is lost in woods.

Wonder woman finds son and protects him. Meanwhile the sheriff is completely unable to do anything, so his pregnant black wife has to be bad ass, physically fight off two guys, and save everybody with a shotgun.

Bad guys are all dudes.

Good guys are all women.

Every man in this movie dies.

Every woman in this movie lives.

Angelina Jolie gets struck by lightning and has no problem fighting off a dude with a gun with nothing more than a hatchet.

Woke garbage.