Ahhh, I wanted to say the WitchesVsPatriarchy one.
Grown ass women believe lighting candles and holding crystals will hurt men. They call their perfectly normal and average pets their familiars. Like honey, that's a house cat, my grandma's village has a fuckton of friendly ferals exactly like that and they are not magical, they just like being fed.
I really love libs who are sooo above religion they get fucking orgasms when they can do this bullshit mumbo jumbo new age retardation. Yeah, too smart for religion, but buys right into getting money energy from burning a candle you bought from Etsy that was "made with intention". Church is yucky, paying a fat chick with blue hair on Tumblr to read Tarot for you is amazing.
Fucking aye.
EDIT: They take photos of their mediocre small little plants, Imma die. If these fucks are witches, based on gardening my mother would be the motherfucking Gandalf among them.
I wish old ladies would troll the shit out of them. They are better than them at literally everything they supposedly excel at for "magic". Keeping cats, growing plants, kitschy decor, needlework...
Ahhh, I wanted to say the WitchesVsPatriarchy one.
Grown ass women believe lighting candles and holding crystals will hurt men. They call their perfectly normal and average pets their familiars. Like honey, that's a house cat, my grandma's village has a fuckton of friendly ferals exactly like that and they are not magical, they just like being fed.
I really love libs who are sooo above religion they get fucking orgasms when they can do this bullshit mumbo jumbo new age retardation. Yeah, too smart for religion, but buys right into getting money energy from burning a candle you bought from Etsy that was "made with intention". Church is yucky, paying a fat chick with blue hair on Tumblr to read Tarot for you is amazing.
Fucking aye.
EDIT: They take photos of their mediocre small little plants, Imma die. If these fucks are witches, based on gardening my mother would be the motherfucking Gandalf among them.
Holy shit, my grandma and her penchant for peat moss in a region that was once a swamp and her fantastic feral flowers would be a fucking goddess.
I wish old ladies would troll the shit out of them. They are better than them at literally everything they supposedly excel at for "magic". Keeping cats, growing plants, kitschy decor, needlework...