Polls close in about 5 minutes or so, unless I've got my timezones wrong.

Will the SNP strengthen and doom the country, or will Boris Johnson's feminist puppet party Conservatives slow the drive off the cliff slightly?

Should be fun to watch at least, like an accident that you can't tear your eyes away from.

Pointless fact of the day : Pencils were provided for all voters due to the pandemic. Also, the world's largest shipment of erasers arrived in Edinburgh at around 8am.

Exit Poll Results : There isn't one because of the pandemic. What a joke.