Even as we simultaneously call humans chimpanzees in suits

That's the funniest thing. We decided that human beings were ultimately just chimpanzees with slightly smarter tool use, but we completely neglected to consider what that ultimately meant about human behavior.

We didn't step back and ask ourselves why every group of humans on earth develops some kind of nonsensical cult with a authoritative priesthood to both enforce and selectively alter its jargon when necessary.