Effective April 9 at noon, in-person service is not permitted indoors.
You couldn't even let the poor fuckers have the Friday lunchhour, could you? Nah, fuck that, they're just working class and small business owners. How's Walmart doing?
Every place I've dined since this phase farce entered act 2 has needed a name and a phone number. You have, if needed, records of EVERY PERSON WHO HAS DINED OUT. Do you care to explain what in those massive records of people's movements you found that said restaurants were a threat? Did you even look? No, of course not. Your micropenis got soft so you stuttered your way over to the big ol' shutdown lever and promised us this'd be your last hit, for real this time guys, I got a handle on it now! I just need a little something to take the edge off after the long weekend! But don't worry, I promise I'll feed you back a fraction of your own tax dollars as a nice little stimmy when our popularity goes down. We'll mail it to the empty storefront that used to be YOUR LIFE.
(Sigh.) Meanwhile, the news is breathlessly whining (sorry, "reporting") about the churches with their "superspreader risk" and how they do it week after week with no drop in attendance almost like no one is sick?
You're all rats and the only reason I'm concerned you'll be ousted is because the media's hyping the NDP and I fear your replacements will be worse.
You couldn't even let the poor fuckers have the Friday lunchhour, could you? Nah, fuck that, they're just working class and small business owners. How's Walmart doing?
Every place I've dined since this phase farce entered act 2 has needed a name and a phone number. You have, if needed, records of EVERY PERSON WHO HAS DINED OUT. Do you care to explain what in those massive records of people's movements you found that said restaurants were a threat? Did you even look? No, of course not. Your micropenis got soft so you stuttered your way over to the big ol' shutdown lever and promised us this'd be your last hit, for real this time guys, I got a handle on it now! I just need a little something to take the edge off after the long weekend! But don't worry, I promise I'll feed you back a fraction of your own tax dollars as a nice little stimmy when our popularity goes down. We'll mail it to the empty storefront that used to be YOUR LIFE.
(Sigh.) Meanwhile, the news is breathlessly whining (sorry, "reporting") about the churches with their "superspreader risk" and how they do it week after week with no drop in attendance almost like no one is sick?
You're all rats and the only reason I'm concerned you'll be ousted is because the media's hyping the NDP and I fear your replacements will be worse.