I spend most of my time in public with headphones in to avoid that.

No, but it's a hilarious idea.

I can assure you, they are. Ever since the virus gave me a break from hooking up, I've never felt the need to talk to a woman unless forced to for work. The lockdown really helped me break that slight pattern of giving in to my base desires. Now I just need a way to stop myself giving too much money to Epic and I'll have dropped all my vices.