It IS a pandemic! I should know, I caught Whiteness the other day. I went to bed in my drafty ramshackle shack, gat by my side, three hoes by the other, and woke up in a middle-class suburb in a building that didn't have bullet-holes in it, and found out I had a job, a mortgage at reasonable interest rates, and had no children out of wedlock. And not only did I lose my ability to rap, I think I, and everyone else, couldn't ever make good rap in the first place! I enjoy Tchaikovsky now, and sitting with my father and playing... cards while discussing our days! It's terrifying! I... know what the concept of time is now! It's just like the Smithsonian said: knowledge of time is a white concept, and it has infected me!

Wear your masks and rebreathers, my ex-fellow brothers and sisters, it could happen to you, too!