I thought I was a weirdo until I saw all these people so in love with their genitals that they not only do it during working hours, they can't wait 5 fucking minutes to restart their PCs and maybe unwind with a drink.
I know it's a wank so you're not going full-on foreplay, but at least try to set a mood that isn't "I really need to get those forms done before tomorrow's deadline".
I thought I was a weirdo until I saw all these people so in love with their genitals that they not only do it during working hours, they can't wait 5 fucking minutes to restart their PCs and maybe unwind with a drink.
I know it's a wank so you're not going full-on foreplay, but at least try to set a mood that isn't "I really need to get those forms done before tomorrow's deadline".
Reminds me of the bonobos who used to be on the front page of reddit all the time.