Some of the presidents points are hilarious on their delivery alone.

In Detroit, everybody saw the tremendous conflict, and the horrible way that the two republican canvassers were treated so horribly, because they wouldn't vote when they saw that 71% of the precincts didn't balance. And also, there were more votes than there were voters, think of that. You had more votes... than you had voters, that's an easy one to figure.

This one is definitely my favorite:

Also, in Arizona, the attorney general announced that mail-in balanced had been stolen from mailboxes and hidden under a rock.

I'm sure it's probably some fuckwit, but I really like the idea of some panicky activist desperately trying to bury mail-in ballots on the side of the road.