I'll take "sentences that will never be said about any other global religion" for $1,000, Alex.
Alex? You still there?
Anyways, when they first announced this game, I was confused. How exactly are players supposed to feel like heroes when they are taking on the role of murderous invaders pillaging and destroying innocent towns for profit? Was this supposed to be an edgy game where you play the bad guys?
Then I realized that the "innocent towns" in this game are white Christian towns, and the majority of the world doesn't give two shits about destroying them. That's been the program for hundreds of years now. As of our most recent election, it looks like a majority of Americans are on board, too.
I really do not see how pressing buttons to make pixels move can offend anybody. I am a devout Christian, but I understand that video games are not real life. Within Valhalla, I would be playing Pagan vikings ransacking and destroying Christian cities, and so long as I am in that role, I will do it gladly. It isn't real life.