The real problem is that there's someone named Humza Yezhov in Scotland, not as a tourist, but as (presumably) a citizen in a high-ranking government position. He needs to go back.
Edit: This upstanding citizen's twatter bio literally says "Believes in a fairer Scotland". Honey, if Scotland was anything close to fair, you'd be going home in bags. Plural.
The real problem is that there's someone named Humza Yezhov in Scotland, not as a tourist, but as (presumably) a citizen in a high-ranking government position. He needs to go back.
Edit: This upstanding citizen's twatter bio literally says "Believes in a fairer Scotland". Honey, if Scotland was anything close to fair, you'd be going home in bags. Plural.
The natives are largely welfare state sloths holding on to grudges from centuries ago...