Unreal. I used to love the onion (nearly 20 years ago) for its dry and witty humor. It was laugh out loud funny to me which is hard as I'm a comedy addict and can only laugh hard at things like Nathan For You.

Reading that was shocking. Its like birthday card level humor. This is what politcal humor is like; feeble morale boosting for those with the 'correct' politics. At this point the left are really just criminals with major anxiety of being caught and so they brazenly just lie and gaslight and bullshit because they've done things they can't come back from.