I remind you here that I, not you, am the true Lord and Saviour TheImpossible1 and that My IQ has been boosted to a whopping 210 consequent of My at long last having achieved My Final Form. I am vastly more intelligent than you could ever imagine; I am the most intelligent and virtuous being that has ever lived or will live. You, by contrast, are merely a castrated, cretinous, crude, cucked curmudgeon of an imbecilic imitator and impostor and shall never be anything more than a pale imitation of Me.

I am assembling a vast army of highly intelligent and like-minded 'Incels' as we speak, and My henchmen, such as Lord Incelstradamus1, are preparing for Holy War in order to smite every last one of the feminists, gender traitors, stormfags, tradcucks, and, most assuredly, all of those filthy, worthless parasites called 'women'.

I'll have you know that all 'women' are a few inches too tall, and that this problem shall easily be remedied by the surgical removal of those brainless things they call their 'heads'. This medical procedure will both solve the problem of the excessive height of 'women' and will also permanently prevent 'women' from enslaving and oppressing Men. I have conducted a meticulous cost-benefit analysis with My super-mega-large Brain, and It has concluded that the benefits of such medical procedures vastly exceed the costs. The Science has spoken, and you must trust it!

Like Jesus Christ, I have come not to deliver peace, but a sword. However, since Jesus was a tradcucked gender traitor who was, like you, but a pale imitation of Me as well as of vastly dimmer intellect, he did not realize where that sword was best put to use: namely, to the throat of every last one of the vile parasites called 'women'.

Since swords are insufficient means of dealing with several billion parasites, My henchmen are constructing gas chambers and crematoriums for a Final Solution to the 'woman' problem. Unlike those tradcucked Nazi stormfags who were too incompetent to even gas a few million Jews correctly, I, unlike them, am competent and confident that I can get the much grander and more important job of eradicating all 'women' done. All gender traitors, all those so-called 'boyfriends', 'husbands' and married 'men' out there, who are slaves of 'women' in all but name, shall be eradicated too.

'Women' shall be treated in the Inceldom as a good Muslim treats his goats. After I have had My way with their rear ends for a time, I shall slit their throats and drain their blood. I will incinerate them all into fine crisps, and pulverize them all into fine mists! I will then, quite calmly, eat and drink all of these fine crisps and mists for dinner. And I will enjoy every last morsel of this fine cuisine.

My impostor! I know that you have the dubious distinction of being the world's most avid connoisseur of homosexual pornography! My agents are already aware that you are a chronic, compulsive masturbator to the vile 'film' Twelve Blacks, One Jew, and I have received numerous other detailed reports concerning your subhuman sexual proclivities and your extensive collection of homosexual pornography! They know you better than you know you!

I, your true Lord and Saviour TheImpossible1, have spoken, and all true Men the world over instantly recognize that My word should be Law. All 'men' who reject My message are merely filthy and stupid Christcucks, tradcucks and stormfags. I shall usher in a prosperous new era in which the economically irresponsible parasite called 'woman' shall be no more. So too shall the so-called 'men' who are their willing hosts be no more.

Incels of the world unite! Long live the Incel Revolution! Long live the Inceldom!

Your true Lord and Saviour TheImpossible1, and not this castrated, cretinous, crude, cucked curmudgeon who has hacked My account merely to transmit low-IQ messages of which I vehemently disapprove, out.