I remember playing Snake back on my old Nokia and being pretty convinced that cellphones would one day replace GameBoys. But like everything China touches, the mobile market has become a mountain of trash. The only game I keep on my phone anymore is Sudoku.

Well I got a fancy new phone and I'd actually like to toss some games on it. Anyone actually playing anything worth a damn these days?

Does this slogan feel inapt to anyone else? I think we should just divorce ourselves from Reddit entirely. Maybe we should start a slogan contest or poll. Or we could even collect pithy slogans and rotate through them regularly.