https://archive.ph/1atOr - Newsweek with their breathless exaggeration and outright lies.
https://archive.ph/YXoOX - Mashable with their hysterical screeching and opportunity to virtue signal.
https://archive.ph/MguAn - 9 news with the fact check.
For the hollywoke and reddit, use the reddit headline and hollywoke headline. Viola Davis and some fat-faced cunt are used in one. PRAYERS is used in another. It's all so tiresome.
Does anyone think that the lockdowns and the extreme reactions of the local politicians might have had something to do with the lackluster red wave results? I don't mean people became more complacent, the sheep will always be the sheep no matter the degree of their baahing. I also don't mean the dems became more active their machinations.
My theory is: The people who are more likely to vote for change, who are more informed and like to vote based upon this, left their authoritarian homes. They moved to more tolerable locations to avoid the restrictions. Even the die-hard blues. Everyone who moved, left for slightly more freedoms. Dark blue moved to almost purple, purple left for red, red moved to Florida.
The results were, the useless shitbags who vote blue straight up, were left to vote blue straight up with no opposition. Blue became more blue, purple became more purple, Florida became the angry red of an engorged penis.
Did you know, some people were having a good day yesterday? The sun was out, the birds were singing, the air held the hint of perfume that brought back the nostalgia of better times.
But none of that mattered to a bunch of unemployed fuck-brained losers as they awoke to pink slips, lock outs, and wiped laptops. https://archive.ph/mzihe Ah, yes, let me feel the mild heat of their hatred, that will keep me warm on the chilly Florida winter nights. I especially loved the calfing cow with another bovine on the way, proving that soybois really will put their dick in any animal if it moos at them.
One blue-haired Tricia Das Gupta, who had made her activism her life, has now made her burning rats nest the very definition of her existence. https://archive.ph/f9zbj Who needs Morton's for your french fries when you have that twitter feed? Of course, the best twat from her band of feminist dykes, one that she retwatted, shows just how civil, rational, and delightful they are:
This was probably one of the last teams at a big tech/social company that had the ear of product and policy, that wasn't dismantled at the whim of a whiny white tech boy.
My god, that pretzel might be too delicious with all that course rock salt.
EDIT: I forgot the best part. https://archive.ph/uhaAd Elon took away their paid monthly floating holiday when he told them to get back to fucking work. On top of all their sick time, paid vacations, work from home, mental health day bullshit, they also got a paid once a month any time of month day off for their 'self care'. Probably some feminist period bullshit. Fuck'em. Suffer like the rest of us.