"Mars is named after the Roman god of war, befitting the toxic masculinity shown by the patriarchy even during the times of the so-called cultured Roman Empire. Since we do not want peace-loving people to get triggered by thoughts of war and violence whenever they see the red planet in the sky, we have opted to change its name from Mars to Big Brother so people will learn how to love each other like brothers siblings."
"Mars is named after the Roman god of war, befitting the toxic masculinity shown by the patriarchy even during the times of the so-called cultured Roman Empire. Since we do not want peace-loving people to get triggered by thoughts of war and violence whenever they see the red planet in the sky, we have opted to change its name from Mars to Big Brother so people will learn how to love each other like
brotherssiblings."