121 "Don't worry, chaps! Ahmed and his cousins will take good care of your widows and daughters." (media.scored.co) posted 26 days ago by XBX_X 26 days ago by XBX_X +125 / -4 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Have we considered sending the Muslims to die for Ukraine instead?
It was proposed and swiftly answered.
"Would you fight for Britain?" -- "No, I would go back to Egypt."
Make it a condition of staying and then deport anyway.
"Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?"
Put GPS locks on their weapons that only activate when they reach the frontline, if they turn around, artillery fire sorts them out.