It can bring benefits such as inheritance rights, childcare, tax breaks, better mortgage rates, and primary care if one of you gets ill.

If you wanted to have a fake spouse for no other reason than this shit, why would you ever involve a woman? The left made gay marriage legal, which means they made fake-ass gay marriage legal. If you're going to have a roommate with a joint checking account, it might as well be someone from the financially-responsible sex.

And if you divorce, the family court won't know which one of you to fuck over.