A Venezuelan gang has set up shop in Chiraq, and the resident gangstas be big mad peaceful and productive minority residents are upset. Best quote in the entire article... just, the icing on this cake?
“The real issue is that America has allowed gangs to enter our country,” said a young Gangster Disciples member, David, standing on a high-volume drug-dealing corner near Martin Luther King Blvd.
Perfection.
Edit to add: Archive
The "near MLK Blvd" part is the most hilarious part for me. When you see MLK street or avenue or blvd in a place you're unfamiliar with you can be decently sure it's a dangerous part of town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hJxWr1TKK8