Racism: invented in 1903

Fun countermeasure: "I too, enjoy racing."

Serious countermeasure: "Not racism, pattern recognition. It's a key part of critical thinking. Your kind, of course - think that's harmful."

Racist: invented in 1927

Fun countermeasure: "Life's just a big ol' race."

Serious countermeasure: "At least try acting like human beings. Oh right, you cannot."

Sexism: invented in 1965

Fun countermeasure: "Sex is how babies are made. You knew that, right?"

Serious countermeasure: "Women spend more time pulling down other women for innocuous things. If you want to fight sexism, start by killing the abuse culture of women's gossip rags."

Homophobia: invented in 1960

Fun countermeasure: "Why aa uu gae?"

Serious countermeasure: "Being worried about a pack of diseased sex pests is not an irrational fear."

Transphobia : invented in 1989

Fun countermeasure: "Try not to 41% yourself."

Serious countermeasure: "Your genes mark you for what you are. All that surgery and all you've managed to do is make a cheap mockery of what you're trying to mimic. By the way, it's called trans-odium."

Antisemitism: invented in 1879

Fun countermeasure: "Nice try, but I'm jewish."

Serious countermeasure: "Try being a bit more grateful to the white man. Maybe then you won't be called a pack of parasites."

Islamophobia: invented in 1904

Fun countermeasure: "That's nice and all, but how many bombs did you jam up your ass today? I hear your kind likes butt stuff."

Serious countermeasure: "Cry some more, you invasive parasites. This is retribution for the innumerable peoples and cultures your colonialist forces have genocided over the centuries."

Xenophobia: invented in 1880

Fun countermeasure: "Is that you, United Fruit? Are you mad that we're refusing to bend to your exploitation?"

Serious countermeasure: "Xenodium. Nothing wrong with hating exploitative economic invaders."

Hate Speech: invented in the late 1980's

Fun countermeasure: "Whining about hate speech? That's gotta be a new world record on 'shortest debate loss', loser."

Serious countermeasure: "Yes, it's true - I hate your kind's insidious behavior... but you didn't call me a liar."

We're literally getting silenced and having our speech taken from us because of words invented within the last 150 years or so . They should be all thrown away.

Make fun of it. Mockery is one of the greatest tools against tyrants.

BONUS TIME!

Misogynist: Came to popular use in the 1970s.

Fun countermeasure: "Misogywhat now? Right, the art of making miso soup."

Serious countermeasure: "Hey, you lot want to kill all men because maggot fuhrer said so. I can clown on you all day everyday."

Note: Valerie Solanas was found dead with maggots eating her corpse.