"It'll be just like that movie! We'll see exotic places, try bitchin local food, have Pina Coladas on beaches, maybe have a fling with a dashing dark skinned man i can brag about to that bitch Stacey at work, and find out more about ourselves on a journey of self discovery and adventure!"

Later while tied up in a van--

"Chrissy... I don't think these guys know where the afterparty is."