• Metro at 4 euros :(

• Volunteers exploited like never before :(

• Swimmers who will have to swim in the Seine which full of excrements and piss. a corpse was recently found there :(

• Trash singer Aya Nakamura will be singing for the opening of the Olympic Games :(

• Baptiste Moirot will carry the flame :(

• Turns out he's a pedophile

-Change of plan. It's not Baptiste but a garbage man from Tiktok who will carry the flame :(

• Athletes will be sleeping in CROUS (students) rooms :(

• Maximum risk of terrorist attack :(

• Top-secret Olympic documents stolen not once but 3 times :(

-Hideous Olympic Village that pays homage to Soviet architecture. :(

-Strike threats :(

-The inaugural dance :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsCFrJUAq7g

-The mascots :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJO4_5YPTMM&pp=ygUdam8gcGFyaXMgbWFzY290dGUgdXMgcmVhY3Rpb24%3D

-Migrants and homeless people moved to other cities :(

-Opening ceremony at €3k per seat :(

-Babies and children will be paying full price :(

-Hotels without guests because they've decided to charge tourists three times the usual price :( https://www.leparisien.fr/jo-paris-2024/jo-paris-2024-les-clients-ne-reservent-plus-a-lavance-les-billets-haut-de-gamme-peinent-a-seduire-22-04-2024-LS3I2CAO3BB4ZLB5ULAEACI5OQ.php

-Accommodation without air conditioning in the middle of August and cardboard beds for athletes. The sweat will the beds melts. https://youtu.be/3cppmw8Qq34?t=22

-Lack of security guard:(

-Some security guards are on the national watchlist :(

etc