Expensive and unregulated are antonyms. Regulation does not make anything cheaper. If it is expensive while not regulated, then that is as cheap as it will ever get. Pick one to complain about, idiot.

Picture of monkey does not affect you and never will. People doing shit you think is dumb is entirely not your problem unless them doing that dumb thing means they won't do your dumb thing later because they'll have learned it was dumb. Or it will work just fine and you're the dumb one for laughing at it. Cry more.

I assume the imaginary restaurant is Beast burger, which worked just fine until it grew beyond it's ability to quality control. Kind of like every other chain. It just happened really fast and you wanted to point and laugh about it because that made you feel superior to laugh at someone trying something who wasn't you. Beast himself also shut it down with a quickness when it was clear it didn't work in many locations (feel free to wonder why).

All of the scams to date involving blockchain systems have been exposed by the users of those systems, not the government. Can you say that about your imaginary paper money systems?

Twitter was already a tech-bro invention before it was changed. So it was good before but not now? That contributes nothing to your 'tech-bro world' complaint. Might as well complain about it being Winter now here on Earth World while shaking your fist at a cloud.