“I’m at the Mercure Hotel in Sheffield and I fancied using the swimming pool. I couldn’t get my locker key to work on the ladies. Turns out the assistant had ‘assumed’ I wanted the unisex changing room. With me dressed like this.”

The only poor assumption the assistant made was that this guy isn't a sex pest trying to gain access to the women's change room, and so would be satisfied with a personal change room.