It's expensive. It's exhausting. You're FUCKED if you're partner turned out to be a fucking monster. Your kids will probably be trained behind your back to stab you in the back.

and did I mention it's fucking exhausting?? My nephews are attention starved ADD sociopaths who can not take no for an answer. I don't need more of that shit in my life. A middle aged man can only be forced to play Fortnite so much before he breaks.. but I digress.