I too want to promote understanding. You see child, when you see one of these creatures you should grab the nearest sharp objects (pencils and pens work just fine you just need something) then you ask them politely to leave you alone.
If they do, great, now find the nearest adult you trust (likely your parents or other family members).
If they don't then you are in danger and need to act like nothing is wrong, the creature will then approach you, wait until you can stab it in the eye then run away as fast as possible, scream "pedophile" at the top of your lungs while you look for any adult that will actually stop the creature.
Next lessen we will go over how to properly tort...re educate the vile creature.
I too want to promote understanding. You see child, when you see one of these creatures you should grab the nearest sharp objects (pencils and pens work just fine you just need something) then you ask them politely to leave you alone.
If they do, great, now find the nearest adult you trust (likely your parents or other family members).
If they don't then you are in danger and need to act like nothing is wrong, the creature will then approach you, wait until you can stab it in the eye then run away as fast as possible, scream "pedophile" at the top of your lungs while you look for any adult that will actually stop the creature.
Next lessen we will go over how to properly tort...re educate the vile creature.
.....in Minecraft....of course