The legend of the Paper Tiger is even more rich in lore and complex history than many know. https://archive.is/rjDor
Xi is about to visit several heads of state in Europe, most likely to check on his investments and ask them where his money is. Bitch better have his money or he's taking the port and the train station.
As Pimp Xi goes to visit his European hoes, America's hoes are quick to check their garter belts for money and practice swallowing manzanos. They promise to be his best hoes ever. Bottom bitch worthy, even! https://archive.is/qY8QZ
Pot, meet kettle.
Read the fucking article. Then go read up how those local economies are only allowed to make money through certain means and realize all those means are exhausted. We have the money, The people in charge just like to spend.