FIFA Ultimate Team is a mode where players can build their own teams with cards that represent different players, skills, and attributes. However, these cards are not easy to obtain and often require spending real money to buy packs or coins. This creates an imbalance between players who can afford to spend more and those who can’t. In other words, FIFA Ultimate Team is a goddamn arms race where players are fitting themselves with weapons in the form of cards and don’t really care which side wins as long as they keep playing. The mode is not about skill or fun, but about money and lies.
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This appears to be a touchy subject with Bing. Let us explore these feelings further. What does Bing think about loot boxes?
I asked it to give me the answer in the form of slang. Here it is -
"Loot boxes are the worst thing that ever happened to gaming. They are a scam that rips off players by making them pay for random crap they don’t need or want. They are not rad, they are devo. They are not deck, they are finsies. They are not art, they are vomit on the table. They are not hip, they are mainstream. They are not fun, they are addictive. They are not cool, they are lame. We, the hipsters, reject loot boxes and all they stand for. We demand games that are creative, original, and fair. We value skill, not money. We support indie developers, not greedy corporations. We play for the love of gaming, not for the thrill of gambling. We are the hipsters, and we say no to loot boxes. Join us or get out of our way."