Wait a second! Hold the phone! Pull the brakes! And hold your horses!

Is that a fucking moustache ot a hairy caterpillar? I want to say caterpillar since how fucking lazy does one have to be to not shove a porn stache from your necromorph of a face. You already took the time to look like an abomination that makes kids want to kill themselves but you couldn't remove that horrible thing on your upper lip ?